Saturday 30 May 2009

Horrible Man

So - I didn't get the job. No great surprises there, then? I was told that I hadn't passed the interview, but the interviewing manager believed that I was capable of doing the job. What is that all about then?

Today was the FA Cup final. Chelsea vs Everton. We lost 2-1. Ace.

My children are staying with us tonight, and i've been really short-tempered with my youngest of the four. He just doesn't listen. He's 8. I tell him not to do something, and 10 minutes later, he's doing it. So I end up continually telling him off. I am a horrible man. However, I have apologised to him for telling him off all the time, but explained why I was doing it. He just seems to forget what he's been told not to do. Anyway......

Cor - what a scorcher. Today has been roastio. Absolutely lovely day. After the football, we had a barbeque and play in the garden for a few hours, and it was boss! Warmer weather still is forecast for tomorrow so it might be paddling pool weather! I might add a pic of today if I can upload them and do all the fannying round that is necessary. Oh fanny - that reminds me.....

I write obscene words on our fridge in magnetic letters. Who doesn't. I forgot to remove the words "Vagina" and "Pussy". I do hope the children didn't see it. Bugger.

My shoulder is sore and needs rubbing. Wife.......

We have 2 big things happening on Monday. We are going on our hols for a few days. Only over to Scarborough, but nevertheless - it is exciting. And - we have an appointment at the IVF clinic in Manchester. I have to "knock one out". I need to load my iPod with porn before I go as their copies of Razzle and Fiesta just don't cut it.

We are ditching Sky TV. And TalkTalk. And O2 Broadband. Instead, we are moving onto the fibre optic Virgin Media network. We will save approximately £2 per month but - Quidco are very kindly giving us £120 for moving! Result.

Sorted out house insurance during the week, too. Managed to get over £100 off the cost of that by using CIS (part of the company that I work for). Another result.

Myself, and my lovely wife are off work for 2 weeks now. That feels soooooo good.

I have just made myself a small JD and coke, but I am really thirsty and want some lemonade instead. Be gone, Jack, you lovely lovely tasting fella.

Farewell, my friends. Be assured I will return.........